Collection: Apparel

Soft, snarky, and impossible to ignore. 

Our apparel collection is built for humans who cope in style. From funny graphic tees and cozy hoodies to sarcastic sweatshirts and statement jean jackets, each piece is designed to feel as good as it looks -whether you’re at home, at a protest, or surviving an awkward family dinner.

Looking for a funny anxiety shirt, a neurospicy hoodie, or just something that says “I’m fine” so you don’t have to? We’ve got you covered - literally. Every item is size-inclusive, machine-washable, and printed to order, so your style is always fresh off the press.